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Friday, December 12, 2008 tagged by AMIN!
RULES #1 Do the “Letter MEME”. #2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. #3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry. How you do the Letter Meme: Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog): I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw you__4__5__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12__. Love, (your name). P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you). Dear AISYAH, I don't really know how to tell you this, but OUR HOROSCOPE DOESN'T MATCH. I think I realized it when/on YOU PUT CUFFS ON ME IN YOUR CLOSET and I saw you SIT ON MY AVOCADO PLANT . I'm sure you're OPEN enough to understand HOW AWFUL I FELT. I'm returning YOUR RING to you, but I'll keep YOUR PHOTO as a memory. You should also know that I NEVER OPENLY MOCKED EMBARASSING RASH BEST REGARDS.VAIN POT. Love, AISYAH. P/S: You're so lifeless, AMIN hahaha i tag everyone! 1. What’s the colour of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is overWhite - I’ll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match Grey - You’re a pervert Yellow - I’m selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You’re a loser Other - I’m in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women’s clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife 4. What’s the colour of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out 5. What’s the colour of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Liverpool's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scared Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I’ve felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we’re cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Over joyous - That I’m open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - How awful I’ve felt Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David’s tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always thought of C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family 13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates? Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig Football – Silly duck Shopping – french kisser Indulging for food – Cranky banana Movies – Smelly Armpits Snacks – Horny Wolf Snooker - Tiny nipples Bowling – Sexy grandmother Outdoor activities – Vain pot Having a long talk – Nose picker Taking pictures – Dumb bitch Other – Burn yourself at 6:13 PM
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